'tis the season to link to vids

time-wasting giggle vids that is:

James Lipton recites Kevin Federline's Papazao on Conan (very similar but not quite as good as Jesse Jackson's appearance on SNL a few years back to recite Green Eggs and Ham, but still funny).

David Hasselhoff is Hooked on a Feeling. OMG. Did he produce this himself on his mac or something? Such cheeze. Such low-budget video production. Such lack of shame. There must be Germans behind this.

Enjoy, and now go back to work.