Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Guitar Hero coming to 360, with downloadable tracks to boot.

That's it. I've just wet myself.

Only question now is WHEN, and whether above controller will be wireless.

There's a lot of debate going on about whether the Explorer was the best choice for the controller design. I know the Les Paul and SG were done already, and I know Gibson is lending their brand to the title, but I still think they could do better.

Personally, I think they should have gone with the same model Steinberger I own:

It comes in white, and it wouldn't have to be shrunk from original size. Plus, Gibson owns Steinberger anyhow.

Interrobang, where have you been all my life?!

Why was I not told the interrobang existed?








Jeez, how useful is this?! See, I could have used one just there, no?! WTF?!

Thanks to Mother Tongue Annoyances for the link.

Wrist(b)rest

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Originally uploaded by Kim Pallister.

I have a friend up in Vancouver to whom I occasionally give one of my 360 games that I've finished playing.

"Wow Kim. That's awesome. I wish there was something *I* got from my work that I could give you in return"

My friend is a plastic surgeon. This week, a breast implant arrived as a gift. "Makes a nice paperweight" I was told.

I'm trying to use it as a wrist-rest for my mouse hand, but I find I'm occasionally finding my hand has left the mouse and is clutching the pseudo-mammary.

[Sorry for the dark photo. I felt mood lighting in my office was in order :-)]

GameBizToon_004

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Originally uploaded by Kim Pallister.

My 4th attempt. What's with me and the air-travel theme? Gotta stop!

Only got around to posting this today, after they announced they'd be relaxing the no-liquids rule. Thank goodness!

GDC Game Developers Rant audio proceedings posted

[Edit: OOPS! I just noticed that this is 2005's session that was posted. Hopefully '06 will go up soon]

The excellent session from GDC, "Burning Down the House: Game Developers Rant" has been posted as a one hour MP3 file and I definitely recommend listening to it, if you missed the session this year.

• Jon Blow's rant was powerful
• Chris Hecker was in usual form (in fact he wasn't supposed to rant, but was brought up and de-shoed by popular demand)
• Robin gave a 5 minute mini rant that was also inspired and culminated with some bird-flipping action
• Jane, Seamus were both in form
• And yes, this reaffirms that Chris Crawford has truly jumped the shark. His was the only one of the rants without a positive call to action of some kind (Robin's had one at least implied)

Download here. [edit: Of course, none of hte above applies, but maybe they'll post '06 soon?]

Which Superhero are you?

Folowing on Mark's propagation of this meme...
Your results:
You are Iron Man

Inventor. Businessman. Genius.




Iron Man

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85%
Spider-Man

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75%
Green Lantern

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70%
Superman

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65%
The Flash

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65%
Catwoman

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60%
Supergirl

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50%
Wonder Woman

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45%
Robin

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35%
Batman

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20%
Hulk

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15%



Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Back from TGS

Whew. Just back from four days of craziness in Japan. Will write up some details later, but the short version goes something like:

• Saw a ton of old friends that were there for the show (Alice, Robin, Doug, Casey, Atman, Vlad, Jane, many more)
• Saw a show that was ripe with derivative sequels and uninspired content... but there were signs of life.
• Ate some great meals and had interesting and productive discussions
• Felt bad at my non-existant Japanese skills as at least 4 of my western friends were speaking at a functional level.
• Went out with the gang from Kotaku and discovered that the young'uns tire out early these days :-)

More details later. Right now, nappy time.

Life imitates art

And in this case, so does architecture.

Also via Wonderland, here's a new housing development being built in Bend Oregon called the Shire, which is modelled after, well, you guessed it.


For those of you who've never been to Bend, well, let's just say a portion of the populace likes to partake of the herbal recreation, so to speak. Ya know. The beard'n'sandals'n'telemark-skis type o folk.

Mario Bros Cake

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Originally uploaded by alt text.

I'm not one to post photos of wedding cakes but HOLY COW! What a work of art!

I'd start by eating those toothed flowers. Finally, revenge would be mine!

(Thanks to Wonderland for the link!)

Hummer | Escape

Via Shotgun Marketing (http://shotgunconcepts.blogspot.com/) A *great* ad from Hummer for the Hummer Escape. It is, of course, a parody of The Great Escape, one of my fave movies of all time.

TGS Prep

I've been quiet on the blogging front as I've been trying to get a bunch of stuff done before heading out to TGS this week.

Friday I was watching the kids, couldn't find the keys to the car, so I trailered them behind my bike to get them to pre-school and back. I'm not in biking shape as it is, but an 80lb load behind the bike doesn't make it any easier!

Saturday and Sunday I helped a friend disassemble and trailer an big play structure, got my fence 90% completed (still some parts on order, but most of it's done now), fixed some holes in the rafters that birds were attempting to use to nest in our attic, ran some errands, got a haircut, caught up on some expense reports, caught up on some (but certainly not all) of my email. Phew!

If you'll be at TGS this year, drop me a note. Quite a contingent of westerners seem to be heading over.

Game Industry Speaks on Montreal Shooting

Jason posted some thoughts [update: fixed this link] and also a link to this CTV news interview with him and Danny Ledonne, the creator of "Super Columbine Massacre: RPG".


Oh my goodness. I have *never* seen such straight up objective journalism when it comes to games and violence. No Jack Thompson. No CNN sensationalist sound bytes. No fox news screaming over the interviewees. American networks could learn a thing or two.

To be fair, they could have had someone from the other side of the debate, but that aside, it was a nice chance for the game industry to say their piece, and Jason did a fine job stepping up. Jason says the did get the other side of the argument later, but didn't post the clip.

Well done J!

Montreal School Shooting

The school shooting that took place in Montreal yesterday took place at Dawson College. I went to college there. Very strange seeing it on the news in a much more tragic context than I am used to.

My best wishes to the 19 people injured yesterday, and of course my sympathies to the family of the person who died.

Of course, none of this is good for the video games industry either, as this story on MSNBC this morning profiles the 25 year old shooter and talks about his liking for the "super columbine massacre" "video game".

Oh, and for those that don't remember, Montreal was the location of another school shooting, in 1989 when a gunman killed 14 women and then himself at L'ecole polytechnique there. That's a higher number than were killed in columbine.

America's gun crime and murder rates may be way higher than canada's but it seems that no one has a monopoly on imbeciles opening fire in schools.

(BTW, the wikipedia article on school shootings/massacres is macabre but interesting. I had no idea that the worst one in the US took place in 1923. Guess video games weren't to blame for that one.)

Nintendo lineup

As Robin points out, Nintendo has posted the requisit video montage of their title lineup for Wii.

You'll spot the expected (Zelda, Mario) and the unexpected (cooking sim? bravo nintendo!)

Viva la Wiivolution!

In case you missed it, the gaming blogosphere just exploded in a giant orgasm of Nintendo love.

Everybody was embargoed until the start of the nintendo conference, but the NY Times leaked it a couple hours before, and then there was a stampede of typing fingers and a rush of uploading bits and now you can find coverage here, here, here, here, and, well, name your games site.

Bottom line: Nov 19, $250, bundled with "Wii Sports" a collection of gesticu-tastic sports mini-games. (so I wasn't too far off on yesterday's prediction :-). There's an online service of retro titles, priced $5-$10. On the plus side, Nintendo retro-action is da bomb. On the down side, no goal (stated at this time anyway) to go after indie titles, something we are doing with Arcade (same goes for traditional casual titles).

I tip my hat to Nintendo. The have used 'content + low ASP' strategy several times now (gameboy vs gamegear, N64 vs other consoles of that era, gamecube vs xbox and ps2, DS vs PSP), each time successfully, and each time to the embarassment of those that declared them dead in the water.

This will be good competition for 360. "No more shooting fish in a barrel" as an old boss of mine used to say.

As for Sony, well, wow. They'd better have some dang impressive games to come in at 2.4x the price and have Mario, Luigi, Zelda and Donkey Kong all kicking you in the shins.

Well played, Nintendo! Rock on.

Women of Influence

NextGen has posted a list of the 100 most influential women in gaming.

It's a pretty big list, and would have been more fun if they'd attempted to rank the 100 in order of influence (I know, apples-to-oranges, but what fun!), but still makes a good read. Some factoids:

• 8% are at Microsoft (1 of them, Ellen Beeman, from the group I work in)
• 7% are in casual games - and that's not counting The Sims as a "casual" franchise
• A large number are from EA, and Maxis in particular (I didn't count)

Contrats to Alice for making the list.

Robin should have been on it too! I demand a recount! (Well Robin, you've influenced me. That will have to do :-)

[Update: Jason takes issue with the list and cites many examples of others that should have made it on there]

Pardon, combien le Wii?

The meme this week seems to be guessing Nintendo's price point, as I guess there's some press announcement coming thursday.

OK, My guess:
$199 for a barebones system with the basic controller, no games.
$249 for a bundle that includes some controller add-on/nunchuk thing plus a game.

Total swag. Not taking any bets on this one!

Counterfeit Carts

Curmudgeon Gamer has an interesting post about the sale of counterfeit cartridge games at stores selling used games.

Bottom line: It may happen more frequently than people know. It appears to primarily be people buying them off the web (ebay, etc), and selling them to used-game stores afterward. The staff seem to be uneducated on the subject, but is management? And should they be responsible for counterfeit merchandise in the same way pawn shops are?

I wonder about how many counterfeit PS2 CD games there are in stores?

What do Tigers and Launches have in common?

...both have their paper varieties, of course.

News last week that Kutaragi has trimmed the launch volumes for PS3 even further, to just 500k units worldwide, with 400k of those going to Europe and 100k to Japan. (News came last week that Europe wouldn't make this year).

When I originally made my prediction in the new year that Sony wouldn't ship anywhere in 2006, I took two $50 bets from co-workers. (yes, I'm still holding out hope). Anyhow, at that time, I got into an interesting discussion with one of them, centered around this question: What does it mean to launch?

Back when I worked on graphics cards, the "paper launch" became an issue the press was wrestling with. The leading companies (this is pre-Nvidia, so it was like, S3, Diamond, ATI, and ourselves) would declare they'd launched, send in one of number of pre-production samples to the folks over at PC Mag for the big review (issue 21, IIRC), and no one that wanted to buy one could actually do so.

So the folks at the mags started insisting that they go buy a retail unit, but that led to funny games with allocation and being able to supply some number of units in order to declare a launch, but they weren't yet in full production.

Now, 500k units is not a small number. It might be if you are a game publisher :-), but not in terms of units produced. However, if that number gets trimmed again, how small does it get before it really doesn't count? 200k? 100k? If they only ship 10k, is that a launch?

The $100 I have riding on this aside, I really hope they do launch. I think if I were in Sony's shoes, I'd wait. After all the hubris and hubbub, shipping with a parity product and mediocre launch catalog would be catastrophic. If you are showing up a year later, you better be a whole lot better right out of the gate.

Put differently, whether or not the launch is a paper one, the tiger had better not be.

Guess we'll know better after TGS, where they promise to be showing a number of game titles in playable form.

Back from Austin

If you hadn't guessed by the sudden reappearance of posts, I'm back from Austin.

Austin GDC was ok, but smaller than I'd been lead to beleive. Between meetings, a stint of booth duty, and my own session, I didn't get a chance to attend much.

My session was at the same time as Raph Koster's, which was a drag because (a) I only had 25-ish people show (surprised it was that high) and (b) I wanted to attend Raph's talk! I lucked out Friday at the end of day when David Edery and I met up with Raph and he gave us an up-close-and-personal version of the pitch. Pretty interesting talk, which as Raph points out was taken vastly out of context by the press, but liveblogged pretty well elsewhere.

The Digital Distribution panel that David & Warren Spector were on was entertaining, but I'm not sure anything remarkable was said. The only interesting snippet from the marketing panel in the casual games track was that BigFish (and I quote) spends 30-40% of their revenue on search optimization (a combination of optimising the site and buying keyworks). If that figure is accurate, it's astounding.

Though AGDC was small, it was great for running into people. Aside from those mentioned above, I bumped into Mark and Dante having BBQ, bumped into several old Intel pals, had a brief conversation with Warren, went out for drinks with an acquaintance from Square-Enix from a few years back, saw Jen from Softimage (another ex-matrox compadre), and others.

Oh, and beleive it or not, I think I mildly sprained my elbow playing foosball after a few too many drinks!