In the "truth is stranger than fiction" department...

[alternative title: Great Simultaneous High and Low Moments in Gaming: Part 7]

PS3 downloadable fun-with-ragdoll-physics title Pain is adding a celebrity appearance in the form of... The Hoff. Trailer complete with Hasselhoff doing a cover of Culture Club's Do You Really Want To Hurt Me can be found here.

Yes Hoff. Yes we do.