Friday, May 4, 2007

Let there be Bible Fight

From the folks at Adult Swim, comes perhaps the most sacreligious game ever. Bible Fight

From a mail list I'm on:

Bible Fight is a free web game on adultswim.com and part of their new strategy of offering original games for the masses to play when they should be working. Originally conceived as Sunday School meets Street Fighter 2, Bible Fight blends two of America's favorite past times - religion and violence - to tell the tale of a long lost contest between some of the greatest names of the Bible to see who among them is most deserving to sit at the right hand of God.

Search your hearts, dear friends, and take special care to listen for that quiet knocking. That knocking is Bible Fight, here to fill that persistent nagging emptiness that worldly possessions and success just can't satisfy. Bible Fight will cure what ails you. It will lift you, seperate you; it will turn you into a nine-year-old Hindu boy.

Naughty game designer! You'll burn! :-)

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Do you know what music they use in the beginning of bible fight. I would really like to know.
If you do know please send me a note or a link at mikaels@dfmnet.dk

Thank you very much!!

Kawika said...

Almost as cool as 'Battle of the Gods' for the 360. www.battleofthegods.com or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Gods

See and weep!

Anonymous said...

Speaking as a one-time game designer, I can say that the only real novelty about Bible Fight is the dressing. The user controls for the special moves are too awkward (taking as many as five key presses). Eve is probably the easiest character to play.

I took a professional-level look at the game, checking out each character's movements and the victory and death routines. The computer player has a distinct advantage in using the special attacks, of course. The designers should standardize the special attack controls so that they're simple one-key presses for each character (they can put a time delay in after each is used to make it fair).

I'm assuming that it's not complete as presented - the "Tournament' level of play (presumably player vs. player) is inactive, and debugging information sometimes appears at the top of the play screen. There's also the "Thou art not yet worthy" message on the character selection screen.

By the way, sir, it's "sacrilegious", not "sacreligious", "pastimes" not "past times" and there is no such word as "alot" - my dictionary (and it's a good one) doesn't have any entries between "alopecia" and "aloud".

Anonymous said...

The music is Gregorio Allegri's Miserere I hope this helped! You can find similar music on a cd called agnus dei.

Ivar said...

http://open.spotify.com/track/62VUI35qqDKicbURf7HNek

Awesome song!

Anonymous said...

大宮 物件
志木 マンション
修理 時計
フラワーギフト
あきる野市 一戸建て
苗木
もつ鍋 通販
シミ取り
用賀 マンション
メンタルヘルス 東京
船橋 賃貸
スーパーセブン
RMT
マンション大規模修繕
クリスマスツリー イルミネーション
恋愛 カウンセリング
出会い系 感想
女性 マンション
パーソナルトレーニング
立川 不動産
クリスマスツリー イルミネーション
多摩市 賃貸
アトピー
フランチャイズ 募集
決済 手数料
子宮がん
英語塾
toeic対策
ウェディングドレス 人気
名入れ
加圧
手の若返り
赴日整形
ウエディングドレス
医院開業 物件
結婚式 二次会

Anonymous said...

CX
婚活 悩み
免許合宿
ボイストレーニング
ケータリング 東京
マレーシア航空
クリーニング 宅配
ワイシャツ セット
婚活 名古屋
J-Payment
内装工事
ゴルフスクール平塚
中野区 不動産
寄付
保育士 求人
駐車場防水
エステ 池袋
バイク駐輪場
バイク駐車場
懇親会 会場
新規ビジネス
企業再生支援
ERP 導入
医療法人 監査
債務整理 大和
お見合いパーティー
エクスビアンス
新宿区 一戸建て
電話相談
東大和 不動産
結婚指輪 ランキング
折込チラシ
水道修理

wrought iron bar stools said...

I have wanted to start writing in my site like that. I will add your rss feed.