"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert A. Heinlein
This article about Bubba the 22 pound lobster is pretty funny. But 90% of it's "funniness" comes from the line:
[following a line on PETA trying to save the lobster]
"Another group calling itself People For Eating Tasty Animals reportedly..."
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8:10 AM
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