A geeky convention goer is you!

You stand in arizona. Exits are north, east, and west. In front of you is:
- a geeky convention

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Having though previously that PAX was king of geeky conventions, I stand corrected.

Kingdom of Loathing's creators are holding their second annual convention two weeks from now. Link here.

If I'd known this before scheduling my Tokyo Game Show trip....