"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert A. Heinlein
Monday, April 11, 2005
An Evolutionary Prediction
I predict that we will eventually see the evolution of a species of bird that lives only in american suburban mall parking lots and feeds solely on the Cheerios, Animal Crackers, and cheese bits that fall out of the sliding doors of minivans.
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